I want my Joovcuh Lookada Tuv!!!

Yes, this is how our next generation of children are going to start speaking if we are not careful here in Singapore. Imagine in 20 year's time. "Sir, would you like to take the Eeecoupteh or the Cooteher?" (replies) "I don't know! I just want to get to my Hudub!" Don't get it? Watch on.
[Warning: Not suitable for young primary school kids who have yet to learn the basic foundations of the English language.]

Kayvan Novak, who appeared in Syriana as the character Arash has started his own TV series in the UK called Fonejacker, which is what you are watching above. There are more episodes at Youtube. Just don't fall off your seat watching them!